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Many have said that dont starve would work if it was a cartoon/anime, but im curious, who would you cast for a live action movie?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I only have one idea, I think Michael Fassbender would make a good maxwell. (Reasons cause #1, he looks like the guy/ has the villian-ess look to him, and #2 I REALLY loved him as magneto in x men first class/ days of futures past.)

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If the man wasn't long deceased, I'd suggest Jack Earle. 

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This man was William/Maxwell and nobody can tell me otherwise.

...OK I'm gonna say this once, anyone knowing cg, necromancy, cloning, or time travel, your assistance is GREATLY needed.

Ah hah hah hah! Yes, Jack Earle. I couldn't get over the similarities, myself. Shame very tall people tend to die earlier, due to medical reasons, being real tall wouldn't seem so sucky otherwise, I guess. Eh, I'm average height though, so what do I know? Also, Morgan freeman as WK-78, APPROVED. 

   Right, since I'm an ass, I'm just gonna say it here. Johhny Depp As Wilson because we all know how good he is at playing rather peculiar characters with funny hair styles. Just have to slap on some makeup to make him look younger, and we are in.

   Helena Bonham Carter as Willow, because I don't know many actors who look as crazy as she does. Again, just make her look younger, and we are good to go.

   *I barely know many actors at all, but heck, Depp and Helena do great at what they do, at least. No denying, even if we have to wonder when they will stop appearing in films together*

Ah hah hah hah! Yes, Jack Earle. I couldn't get over the similarities, myself. Shame very tall people tend to die earlier, due to medical reasons, being real tall wouldn't seem so sucky otherwise, I guess. Eh, I'm average height though, so what do I know? Also, Morgan freeman as WK-78, APPROVED. 

   Right, since I'm an ass, I'm just gonna say it here. Johhny Depp As Wilson because we all know how good he is at playing rather peculiar characters with funny hair styles. Just have to slap on some makeup to make him look younger, and we are in.

   Helena Bonham Carter as Willow, because I don't know many actors who look as crazy as she does. Again, just make her look younger, and we are good to go.

   *I barely know many actors at all, but heck, Depp and Helena do great at what they do, at least. No denying, even if we have to wonder when they will stop appearing in films together*

Dude, carter is a perfect willow...

So it's apparent for half of these people so far, time travel is necessary.....

Right. Does anyone have a plan? I suck at time space, paradoxes and engineering. If done incorrectly, billions of universes could blow up at once. Maybe. Who can build a time machine, and who can accurately calculate all the timey whiney stuff that could happen? If you have enough knowledge of all the plot holes in Doctor Who, and know enough about Homestuck to not find all the timey stuff confusing, then you may just be good enough. 

So it's apparent for half of these people so far, time travel is necessary.....

Right. Does anyone have a plan? I suck at time space, paradoxes and engineering. If done incorrectly, billions of universes could blow up at once. Maybe. Who can build a time machine, and who can accurately calculate all the timey whiney stuff that could happen? If you have enough knowledge of all the plot holes in Doctor Who, and know enough about Homestuck to not find all the timey stuff confusing, then you may just be good enough. 

 

Throw in Zaphod Beeblebrox and his backwards relatives and I think we've got a plan to make this work. 

Throw in Zaphod Beeblebrox and his backwards relatives and I think we've got a plan to make this work. 

W, vanderer, we must travel in the delorean to the past, and get jack earle to be apart of the dont starve movie ,and then we must travel, BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Still would be better if animated.  Some characters would only require voices.  However, I always thought Bobcat Goldthwait would voice Webber and every other spider.  I'm not exactly sure why, but I picture WX voiced by Gary Numan.

Just find the absolute WORST actor, and you have yourself a Wes.

I vote jim carrey, just because its jim carrey. How can he not shut up for large periods of time? It would be amusing just to watch him try and not speak on screen. *is a fan of jim carrey*

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